a stroll by the seaside

falando em cockneys, esse fim de semana me tocou trabalhar no domingo, acompanhando um grupo de gringos para um passeio no aprazível bairro da urca.

como sabem, sou um homem versátil e dentre as minhas inúmeras atividades presto assessoria para expatriados, ou seja, profissionais estrangeiros trabalhando no rio de janeiro.

os serviços são bem distintos e esse fim de semana realizei um welcome tour para um australiano, dois ingleses de londres (sim, existem londrinos autênticos) e uma escocesa e enquanto eu os divertia com meu charme e magnetismo pessoal, contando histórias espirituosas, hiper-comunicativo, nesse meu inglês refinadíssimo, tive a certeza de estar propiciando mais que um momento agradável. o passeio foi um sucesso e a comunicação como sempre fácil e dinâmica, tenho certeza de que eles adoraram.


enquanto isso, na pista cláudio coutinho...


londoner: - oi china plate, this track is bloody the bleedin' frogs and logs gonads, butcher's at aw these birds (t - oi mate, this track is bloody brilliant, look at all these birds).

bloke in blue: - yes, yes, I do like meat, but I can’t stand the sight of a frog bleeding and certainly would never eat one of these filthy pigeons, your habits are a bit odd, ain't them?

londoner: - who said eatin' pigeons, ya bloody Berkshire 'unt? I said they 're awesome, and butcher's at those butterflies, absolutely amasin', I mean, 'eaven and 'ell mother's pearly gate (t - who said eating pigeons, you bloody cunt? I said they are awesome, and look at those butterflies, absolutely amasing, I mean, just incredible).

bloke in blue: - nope, I’ve never been to Berkshire, is that where you’re from? I thought you were from London…good Gosh, your accent is really hard to understand sir, I can only hope you’re having a good time on this tour.

londoner: - oh bloody gypsy nell, you’re a bit of a moron ain’t ya? I wonder whether aw brazilians 're loike this, Fillet Of Cod the bloomin' world!! at least the chuffin' sightseein' is Robin Hood. (t - Oh bloody hell, you’re a bit of a moron ain’t you? I wonder whether all Brazilians are like this, sod the world!! at least the sightseeing is good)

bloke in blue: - ah robin hood, yes, I’ve always loved historical dramas and this one is one of my favourites, I think you and I are getting along very well.

londoner: - shite! (t – shit!)